1: Mother

2: I like to think of Eris more like a father figure

1: But Eris birthed us

2: Yea but Eris has also been responsible for every pregnancy

1: True, but… fuck it, I mean, it’s no use trying to figure it out.

2: We’re demigods, if anyone should know it would be us

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1: Oh I don’t believe in time

2: What the fuck is that supposed to mean? “You don’t believe in time.”

1: It’s an artificial construct

2: But it exists, there’s a past and a future

1: I’m only here

2: In the present

1: Call it what you want, it’s all I know

2: You know the past?

1: Do I?

2: What the fuck ever

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1: Come on, next you’re gonna tell me you believe in Up and Down

2: What? What is there not to believe?

1: It’s all subjective, it’s meaningless, there is no “Up” and “Down”

2: So if I put my hand over your head, it’s not Up, Above you?

1: The Sun is out right now, where is it?

2: Up, Above us

1: So when it’s night is it below us?

2: Figuratively speaking I guess, but it’s still Above the Earth… Nevermind… what would you call it then?

1: That Direction.

2: You’re a fuckin idiot

1: Coming from a dude who looks like a bird with a Bag Tied Around It’s Head

2: Fuck You Cheerio-head