First it was black then it was blue

How many chickens does it take to eat a cornfield?

Shakespeare wore a dress

How many hairs were in Lincoln’s beard?

hairy mantis began taking over the world.

If the water bottle is empty…

the world was divided in two.

When we all lose protection

a colorblind community will make a comeback

When we run out of wishes…

the average man will tremble in terror.

If we all spoke Chinese only…