Halloween
David Gordon Green
2018
An absolute game-changer in the horror genre, providing audiences with a groundbreaking and revolutionary story about a masked killer who somehow manages to survive multiple stab wounds, gunshots, and being burned alive, making us all question the basic laws of human biology and physics. Truly a masterpiece of logical consistency and realism.
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+ A triumphant return to form for the legendary Michael Myers, delivering an intense and relentless thrill ride that pays homage to the original while introducing fresh and suspenseful elements, reminding us why the Boogeyman remains an iconic force in horror cinema.
- Attempts to recapture the magic of the original but falls short with a predictable plot, lackluster character development, and an overreliance on nostalgia, leaving veteran fans longing for the true terror of the original masterpiece.
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Stepping off the board
Mask on let the fun begin
Reasonless mayhem
Anticipate him
Loomis warning just a tease
Let us reunite
Good preparation
Or in this case any prep
Better than nothing
Strong female badass
An obsession that pays off
Burn Michael Myers Burn
A survivor’s tale
Ignorance not so blissful
Three generations
Sketch doctor needs help
He’s helping psychos murder
Where does this plan lead?
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
The point of a movie franchise where you go skyrocketing past the “bad” phase into so ridiculous how can you not love it.
The Mystic
There isn’t enough time to heal all wounds.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest disrespect shown to the ending of the prior movie in a franchise ever!
The Dualist
Ok movie, oh the Busta of it all!
The Trickster
The Real World: Haddonfield! Party til you pass out and drink til you’re dead. Busta Rhyme all night til you can’t feel your legs.
The Skeptic
Why is Michael Myers not being Michael Myers? Like he really just lets Busta talk to him and smack him around like that?
The Rationalist
Seriously what is Michael Myer’s workout routine? Did he read “Solitary Fitness” by Charles Bronson?
The Empath
The rats… guess no one made little Michael Myers clean his plate growing up.
The Overthinker
A dark and foreboding visage of the future of reality television.
Estimated Budget - $10,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $259,900,000
The RATIO: 25.99
My
Rating:
6
And the perspective above was…
Grizzled Veteran
