Halloween Ends
David Gordon Green
2022
Takes us on a mind-blowing journey as we witness the shocking revelation that Michael Myers, the legendary serial killer, can actually be stopped by a simple pumpkin spice latte, a group of high school teenagers armed with TikTok dances, and the power of friendship, in a stunning conclusion that leaves us all questioning the very essence of horror filmmaking. Truly a masterpiece of profound absurdity and questionable creativity!
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+ OMG, "Halloween Ends" is an absolute must-see, bringing the perfect blend of suspense, thrills, and jaw-dropping twists that will leave you shook and craving for more, making it a total slay in the horror genre! #HalloweenEnds #MindBlown #MovieMagic
- Okay, so "Halloween Ends" is like, totally disappointing, because like, instead of ending with a bang, it fizzles out with a whimper, leaving us all like, seriously questioning why they couldn't just end it on a high note and save us the eye roll. #UninspiringEnding #MissedOpportunity #ByeMichaelMyers
Now some haikus and midjourney art…
Kill what never dies
Stage props cover tunnel home
Rat snack and mattress
Beginning is end
Reality show blair witch
Action finale
Spec script rewritten
Cram it all in, push and shove
I’m not mad bout it
Kung fu Busta boy
Slap and tickle one liner
Trick or Treat trash fire
Lost misplaced payoff
One hander glass breaker scream
Wannabe screen queen
A seasoned franchise
A veteran director
Going off the rails
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
The point of a movie franchise where you go skyrocketing past the “bad” phase into so ridiculous how can you not love it.
The Mystic
There isn’t enough time to heal all wounds.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest disrespect shown to the ending of the prior movie in a franchise ever!
The Dualist
Ok movie, oh the Busta of it all!
The Trickster
The Real World: Haddonfield! Party til you pass out and drink til you’re dead. Busta Rhyme all night til you can’t feel your legs.
The Skeptic
Why is Michael Myers not being Michael Myers? Like he really just lets Busta talk to him and smack him around like that?
The Rationalist
Seriously what is Michael Myer’s workout routine? Did he read “Solitary Fitness” by Charles Bronson?
The Empath
The rats… guess no one made little Michael Myers clean his plate growing up.
The Overthinker
A dark and foreboding visage of the future of reality television.
Estimated Budget - $20,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $104,400,000
The RATIO: 5.22
My
Rating:
4
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