Halloween Kills
David Gordon Green
2021
A groundbreaking film that ingeniously explores the profound question of what happens when a seemingly unstoppable killer faces a group of townsfolk armed with pitchforks and torches, as if we've never seen that before, delivering a truly original and thought-provoking narrative that surpasses all expectations with its stunningly innovative and groundbreaking plot twists.
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+ Delivers a hilarious rollercoaster of terror and mayhem that will have you laughing your guts out while simultaneously gripping your seat, proving that there's nothing quite like a homicidal maniac in a William Shatner mask to bring the comedy gold.
- Attempts to strike fear into our hearts, but unfortunately, the only thing truly terrifying about this film is the sheer number of contrived plot twists and missed opportunities for actual scares, leaving audiences wondering if Michael Myers has lost his edge or simply needs a new agent.
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Aggressive title
Go backdraft on these firemen
So this is real now
Big John and Little John
Need to respect Halloween
Giving out candy
Wait what was the end
Green screen fade to black questions
It happen for real
Revenge driven den
Myers on the hunt again
Unleashed and ready
Police guilty trip
Redemption on end of stick
Unstoppable Mike
He doesn’t look like
Anything at all like Mike
Cliche angry mob
Nine Points of View
The Optimist
The point of a movie franchise where you go skyrocketing past the “bad” phase into so ridiculous how can you not love it.
The Mystic
There isn’t enough time to heal all wounds.
The Hyperbolist
Greatest disrespect shown to the ending of the prior movie in a franchise ever!
The Dualist
Ok movie, oh the Busta of it all!
The Trickster
The Real World: Haddonfield! Party til you pass out and drink til you’re dead. Busta Rhyme all night til you can’t feel your legs.
The Skeptic
Why is Michael Myers not being Michael Myers? Like he really just lets Busta talk to him and smack him around like that?
The Rationalist
Seriously what is Michael Myer’s workout routine? Did he read “Solitary Fitness” by Charles Bronson?
The Empath
The rats… guess no one made little Michael Myers clean his plate growing up.
The Overthinker
A dark and foreboding visage of the future of reality television.
Estimated Budget - $20,000,000
Estimated Box Office: $133,400,000
The RATIO: 6.67
My
Rating:
5
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